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Note: Prior history of hallucinatory episodes related to females.
True dat, your mom looked mighty good in my last fantasy
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Oh I forgot to mention how I found out. I raided her fridge one night when I had the munchies and found frigin vials of my man juice with Andy written on each one. I friggin freak out but I smeared the shit inside of a half full ice cream container for her to find out and enjoy.
Man, the girl that I met after her was even more disturbed... She wanted me to promise her my eyes if I died so she can keep them in a jar. I am not making this shit up and i have more weird shit but that's for another night when I have a more expensive wine in my system. This one is only $200 a bottle (don't worry I didn't pay that much hic hic )
WOW. Thats crazy...Seemingly like the girl from the story, psyco!!!!!

Thats just nutty...girls will do just about anything to get what they want. One way or another

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Oh I forgot to mention how I found out. I raided her fridge one night when I had the munchies and found frigin vials of my man juice with Andy written on each one. I friggin freak out but I smeared the shit inside of a half full ice cream container for her to find out and enjoy.
Man, the girl that I met after her was even more disturbed... She wanted me to promise her my eyes if I died so she can keep them in a jar. I am not making this shit up and i have more weird shit but that's for another night when I have a more expensive wine in my system. This one is only $200 a bottle (don't worry I didn't pay that much hic hic )

Let me guess, she was one of the more stable ones you hung around or did you eventually marry her??
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