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I'm starting a new thread about farts

Ok what does babies, old people and drunks have a problem with?

their butt holes have a problem with distinguishing between a solid, liquid or gas. Hey top that shit.
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Hey guys quit watching the political news

hey farts and politics are the same, there both nothing but wind and for which stinks worse, you guys decide.
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Hmmmm

I never knew that sharts could be so profitable.
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i like the animation i cant figure out how to get it to work



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i like the animation i cant figure out how to get it to work
here you go just eat some cheese.
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i like the animation i cant figure out how to get it to work
Even funnier is that Qubes can't see it.

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