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post #51 of 200 (permalink) Old 01-22-2008, 02:36 PM
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Told ya.

Morgan, you'll want to step into the industrial radioactivity decontamination shower now.
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..Just stepped out...lol

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This has nothing to do with anything. But last Saturday on my way back home from Knox. we came through Lex and on the side of the road was a Olds cutlass POS and as we got closer I noticed a guy in the car. right at the time we passed, this chick raised up from his lap smiling. shit! I started laughing so hard I nearly spilled my beer.
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This has nothing to do with anything. But last Saturday on my way back home from Knox. we came through Lex and on the side of the road was a Olds cutlass POS and as we got closer I noticed a guy in the car. right at the time we passed, this chick raised up from his lap smiling. shit! I started laughing so hard I nearly spilled my beer.
You didn't go back and ask her if she'd give you a lift?

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Welcome aboard. Plenty of fun here but do watch out for the weirdos, manic
depressives, hyper sexuals, maniacs, cross dressers, stalkers here..
^ you forgot that guy that gives himself golden showers.

Avast Morgan do ye have a stake in the rum trade ? coz if you do I’d love to pillage yer village! and do yarr dress proper like ?
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There once was a lady named Morgan
Who admired the size of my organ
She wasn't a tart
She referred to my heart
Alas no other word rhymes with Morgan

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There once was a lady named Morgan
Who admired the size of my organ
She wasn't a tart
She referred to my heart
Alas no other word rhymes with Morgan
Oregon

Once there was a lady from east Oregon,
Her name was hard nipple Morgan.
Her musical selections
would give men erections,
And she'd pay you to play with your organ.

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She wasn't a tart
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Alas no other word rhymes with Morgan
That is terrible! And that rhymes w/ ThrillKill...

Morgan is going to think we are all a bunch of morons... And she may be right!

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..Just stepped out...lol
This is going to get bad before it gets worse....

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