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Subject: Fw: The aging man

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old
man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of
his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home
and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous
day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this
- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her
left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing'
it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor? '




The old man replied, 'Yep,
none of us could get the jar open

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What. Everyone else can post the spam they get in their email but me? That's hardly fair.

As for my image...

The NBA is considering using me as a model for their next ball. I'm thinking of filing suit against Spalding for some sort of infringement.


I see that suit again

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I wish you would have kept yours on.

I bet you get kicked out of a lot of restaurant bars if you do that Incredible Hulk routine every time a 'cougar' walks in?

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What. Everyone else can post the spam they get in their email but me? That's hardly fair.
I was not aware everyone else was posting his email spam.

But that would explain a lot.
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It's probably obvious that I'm all for treating welfare recipients as if they're employed. They should have to do something during the week, even part time. They should need to submit to random drug tests. If they violate terms of "employment", they should be subjected to the same kinds of coaching standards most of us have - verbal warning, written warning, termination, along with classes they can take in support of a given area of development.

You have a very interesting and valid point.

Incidentally, I'm not sure how drug legalization would solve the problem you're describing.
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I was not aware everyone else was posting his email spam.

But that would explain a lot.
I was using the 'royal' everybody.

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It's probably obvious that I'm all for treating welfare recipients as if they're employed. They should have to do something during the week, even part time. They should need to submit to random drug tests. If they violate terms of "employment", they should be subjected to the same kinds of coaching standards most of us have - verbal warning, written warning, termination, along with classes they can take in support of a given area of development.

You have a very interesting and valid point.

Incidentally, I'm not sure how drug legalization would solve the problem you're describing.
Assistance groups with children aged six and over and single person assistance groups are required to work search and/or go to school in order to receive food stamps. Failure to abide by the requirement results in the benefit being terminated. Sanction periods can last up to six months. For able-bodied adults there are time limits for food stamps.

The same is true for those receiving Cash assistance, for that program work registration is required for the initial benefit to be issued. Cash also has a life time limit.

Both food stamps and Cash ongoing eligibility requirements mirror that of the requirements to receive unemployment compensation.

Prospective employers may drug test their job applicants receiving benefits as they see fit. The cost to drug test would be greater then any possible savings. Let the private sector handle the drug testing.
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I am surprised not one pervert here has questioned Dig and his "tits" in the Spalding pic but then.............
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I don't see any tits, anyone sees any tits? I think you're the perv here, you only see what your perversion tells you is there
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I don't see any tits, anyone sees any tits? I think you're the perv here, you only see what your perversion tells you is there

There ia an obvious bulge in that shirt where tits should be and that hand holding the Bball looks very feminine or is that the Male species in Baltimore...............
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