Ok We really done it now 5 or 6? Martini's latter oh hell maybe more than 6 cause the Bombay bottle is more than 1/2 gone..... We need some good Jokes... Now lets keep em somewhere around the PG-R rated area cause I know some guy is gonna sit there reading one and in pops the Wife and
what the hell's that crap you reading? and poor ole Mblr is gonna be the blame of it all...
Q. Whats the differents between a girlfriend and a wife?
Q. Whats the differents between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes
Q. One Sperm says to the other, How far to the ovaries?
A. The other says. Relax We just passed the tonsils
Q. What is it whan a man talks nasty to a woman?
A. Sexual harassment.
Q. What is is when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A. 4.99 a Minute.
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. Its not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q.How can you tell if the wife is dead>
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q.How can you tell if your husband is dead?
A. The sex is the same but you get the remote.
Q.What's the difference between Peewee Herman and O.J.?
A. It only took 12 jerks to get O.J. off.
Q.How do we know god is a man?
A. Because if god was a woman , sperm would taste like chocolate.
Q. What do electric trains and womens breasts have in common?
A. They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants"
Woman: "No thanks theres already one asshole there"
Him: "Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?"
Her: "Because you're never home when it happens"
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A.Because all those men already have boyfriends.
Q. What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A. Men usually miss them.