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A Num Gets on a bus at sites behind the driver.
She says to the driver; She needs someone to talk to,
She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies.
The bus driver agrees.
But the nun explains she can't have sex with anyone who is married because it would be a sin.
The bus driver says no problem, He's not married.
The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she'll have to take it in the ass.
The bus driver agrees again and being the only people on the bus, they go in the back of the bus and take care of business.
When they were done and he had resumed driving, The bus driver said "Sister, I have a confession to make make, I'm married and have three kids"
The nun replies, "That's ok I have a confession too".
"My name is Dave and I'm on my way to a costume Party!"
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