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Britney Spears Stashed Guns in her Vagina - Papparazzi Duck for Cover

Britney Spears Stashed Guns in her Vagina - Papparazzi Duck for Cover

Los Angeles - It has now been revealed that before being spirited off to Cedars Sinal Medical Centre for a psychiatric evaluation, Britney Spears stashed two guns; a black automatic Glock and a Beretta up her vagina.

According to NCIS Special Agent Tony DeNozzio, Ex-husband and wannabe rapper Kevin Federline has been provoking and tormenting Britney to gain sole access to the children thus giving him leverage to take all her money. It is now known Federline had earlier planted the guns in her bedroom before raising the alarm.

"Jethro Gibbs said there was something fishy about all this, thats when I decided to give her a vaginal examination, I said spread-em and both guns were up there, cocked and ready." said DeNozzio.

News of the discovery has terrified the Paparazzi around the world and they are now refusing tabloid demands for upskirt shots of young socialites including Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan fearing they will follow her lead. "Its just too dangerous, they invite you in by not wearing panties, when what that really means is their weapon is drawn. You never know when they might take a shot." said Paparazzi Adnan Ghalib.
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