Date registered: Aug 2002
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The '79 Jeep Wagoneer is rigged to backfire at will. It took a lot of practice and several exhaust systems but it has been down pat for years.
Drove through Daley Plaza one shiny weekend and all the tourists were rummaging around in front of the school book depository. I flipped the ignition switch three times...
Bang, Bang, Bang.
Actually saw a little ol' lady do a running dive behind a news stand machine. Made a whole family run for their lives down a side street. One heavy set gentleman grabbed his chest and fell backwards on the sidewalk. Everyone ducked and it appeared none of them could tell where the sound came from. Of course we did it again a few minutes later. We laughed so hard our faces hurt, I had to pull over because I couldn't drive, one young whipper snapper fell out of the rear door and never ceased laughing while he rolled on the pavement.
You just don't understand. You don't get it.