Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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I can imagine the oldsters leaving the center after a good game of bridge and seeing their ultimate destination across the street. I guess the real question is: If one falls over with a heart attack, do you call the ambulance or the funeral home across the street? It is good to get to 'em before lividity sets in. Fresh meat, of sorts.
Help Wanted: Class 1 embalmer with some medical knowledge. Necrophiles need not apply as there will be no excitement, here. Apply at Stiffin-Hardy Mortuaries.
2005 S430 4Matic 'Morton' W220.183 • 722.671 Rest in Peace
Bells and whistles are thorns and thistles.