Sorry folks I trapped Santa and I tied him up in my basement. I got all of your toys right here. Yes you too Yoseyman: my gutters for your brass ball polisher vibrating toy
Holy shit, send for Batman..................
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ... if there is one
- Winston Churchill, in response.