Jim, it's just that you've used that line about falling off a couch with his a dick in your mouth about twenty times in the last month.
For someone that believes that he is smarter than everyone else on this forum I would think that you could refrain from such vile attempts to get your point across. rather than try to become the next Kirk, spilling obscenities at everyone that doesnt agree with you.
Please keep it civil.
PS quit hating America.
It is unfortunate that you presume I think I am smarter than other contributors here. I certainly don't agree with that. I think the difference is that I don't normally bother to post repetitive, and utterly thoughtless drivel on a predictable basis. If that has distinguished my participation and marked me as someone who thinks he is smarter than the rest, well, I am sure I can fix that impression in short order.
To that end, I have (less than five times now, since the beginning of time, not twenty times in the last week) responded "in kind" to Jaybaugh's droning Kookberger, You Hate America, Blame America First, sloganeering-instead-of-posting-something-thoughtful contributions. I don't happen to have some politically oriented meaningless slogans that I like to drone on about real handy, so instead I elected to drone on about something intended to be equally offensive, to some, and thereby provide meaningless entertainment for me.
Being an internet douche bag is not something unique, it is not a special talent and it is actually not something hard to do - it really has no redeeming features. Even I don't believe Jaybaugh thinks in those pitiful slogans, so I can only conclude his posting of them is a conscious effort to be intentionally shallow and irritating. We can all play that game. Even me, who is just as smart as rest of you guys and girls.