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I remember once I was in Amsterdam so I decided to go see the pope and this nice lady told me a short cut to the Vatican was down this alley. So when I got to the Vatican it looked a lot smaller that I imagined. Anyway the pope was just sitting there smoking this funny smelling cigarette. and ask me to sit on his lap. (which I though only Santa does BWTH)
Well, I ask him why he was wearing lipstick and rouge? He told me that's what popes wear and to shut up. He then ask if I would like to see the Rectory and let out a loud fart. I got kinda scared and ran off but boy what a religious experience that was!
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Religion sucks and thats for sure.


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