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The reason I changed my religion from Christian to Islam...........

It took me longer to get off.............


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Robert, was it supposed to be a joke?
If so, I didn't get it.

In general, no problem with the people changing religion from Christianity to islam.

You forfeit everything Our Savior died for and you are destined to burn in hell forever.

Your problem friend.
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Robert, was it supposed to be a joke?
If so, I didn't get it.
Never mind, he doesn't understand British humor, so in the end, it's a wash.

Not to worry, believe me: in the end, it will all come out in the leak.

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Robert, was it supposed to be a joke?


You forfeit everything Our Savior died for and you are destined to burn in hell forever.

Your problem friend.
The greatest case for atheism is the concept of hell.

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It took me longer to get off.............


You have this 33 year old guy who still lives at home with his Mom....and he just loves going to weddings....sips wine....has no known girl friends...usually dines with some guys. You just gotta wonder who He got off with.

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Robert, yes I found that hillarious. The chinese characters actually say I will come back soon. A case of poor translation

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Robert, was it supposed to be a joke?
If so, I didn't get it.

In general, no problem with the people changing religion from Christianity to islam.

You forfeit everything Our Savior died for and you are destined to burn in hell forever.

Your problem friend.

Well, say a prayer for me Maine..........
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Robert, yes I found that hillarious. The chinese characters actually say I will come back soon. A case of poor translation
Figured as much you should see some of the T-shirts they make down here and do not understand why expats are not buying them by the dozen.
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I got a chuckle out of that one, thanks.

But it begs a question: is it how long it takes for you to get off? Or is it more of a battle between JC and Mohammed to see which one takes longer to get off? Where did you get your stats on Mo?
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Robert, was it supposed to be a joke?


You forfeit everything Our Savior died for and you are destined to burn in hell forever.

Your problem friend.

An infinitely knowing god....an infinitely loving god...and, this same god creates a scenario whereby people who commit finite (minor) sins go for an infinitely long duration to an infinitely painful hell.

Is that a laugh!

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