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I got a chuckle out of that one, thanks.

But it begs a question: is it how long it takes for you to get off? Or is it more of a battle between JC and Mohammed to see which one takes longer to get off? Where did you get your stats on Mo?

It is me that is the failure, I do not like to come quickly, I like to savour the sensation for as long as possible, I was unworthy to be a Christian........
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heh, heh.......you chose wisely? heh, heh......
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It is me that is the failure, I do not like to come quickly, I like to savour the sensation for as long as possible, I was unworthy to be a Christian........
Sure just as punjabi is unworthy of being a member of Islam

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Robert, was it supposed to be a joke?
If so, I didn't get it.

In general, no problem with the people changing religion from Christianity to islam.

You forfeit everything Our Savior died for and you are destined to burn in hell forever.

Your problem friend.
OK, now that was almost as funny as the OP.

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OK, now that was almost as funny as the OP.
Ditto that one

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Robert, yes I found that hillarious. The chinese characters actually say I will come back soon. A case of poor translation
It may seem like a poor translation but I have a photograph somewhere from a billboard in West Virginia that has the same quote but adds the kicker at the bottom Jesus, the Bridegroom.

So what you see is this big white billboard coming up out of the trees off Interstate 70 or 68, that reads:

Behold, I Come Quickly!
_______________Jesus, the Bridegroom

All along the interstate are skid marks where cars and trucks have slid to the side of the road to take pictures of the billboard.

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I got a chuckle out of that one, thanks.

But it begs a question: is it how long it takes for you to get off? Or is it more of a battle between JC and Mohammed to see which one takes longer to get off? Where did you get your stats on Mo?
I would think JE needs to add Hindi philosophy into the mix. Afterall there is the female Hindu god Kali who has eight arms and hands.

I'm just saying...

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So what you see is this big white billboard coming up out of the trees off Interstate 70 or 68, that reads:

Behold, I Come Quickly!
_______________Jesus, the Bridegroom
Cut the man some slack. If he was the Bridegroom, then it would have been his first time that night, right? Who amongst us was a 60 minute man that first time?
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Cut the man some slack. If he was the Bridegroom, then it would have been his first time that night, right? Who amongst us was a 60 minute man that first time?
Hey, it was a cold February night in the back of a 66 Plymouth.

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You have this 33 year old guy who still lives at home with his Mom....and he just loves going to weddings....sips wine....has no known girl friends...usually dines with some guys. You just gotta wonder who He got off with.
I now realize I spend too much time here as I thought at first you were describing Shane.


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