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post #31 of 36 (permalink) Old 12-16-2007, 09:10 PM
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Not really an embarrassing moment, but an embarrassing factoid nonetheless...

When I was thirteen or fourteen, I once masturbated to a grainy B&W photo of a Jaguar MKII, 'cause in my horny little mind, the confluence of the front fenders and grill looked like a woman's muff. I tell you this, in the strictest confidence

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Not really an embarrassing moment, but an embarrassing factoid nonetheless...

When I was thirteen or fourteen, I once masturbated to a grainy B&W photo of a Jaguar MKII, 'cause in my horny little mind, the confluence of the front fenders and grill looked like a woman's muff. I tell you this, in the strictest confidence

So we all can say that we got off on our benz.
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I happened to be behind the wheel of a 'willfully liberated' LSC, without a license to drive mind you, when I found myself staring at a very good looking young woman on the side of the road. This distraction led me to bump, ever so lightly, into a car stopped at a red light.

Not necessarily so big a deal, except you need to factor in the rest of the story.

1) Said car contained a wanna-be mafioso, a crank & coke addict, and a psychotic "madam" who earlier ate remnants of a pot leaf out of the insole of her shoe (wasn't wearing socks).

2) Said car's trunk contained as much skunk weed as could be shoved into large trash bags. You see, it's widely available along fence roads in many parts of the midwest. Trick is to get it without local's shooting & burying you. Involves a lot of camo, wrapping trash bags around your lower legs & affixing w/ duct tape, use of walkie-talkies, etc.

3) Bumped car began to look frighteningly like an unmarked police car.

4) Driver of the bumped car had a business card which read "Director - Institute of Continuing Legal Education".

Thank God everyone was, and stayed cool. Made for a very, very interesting drive home. Bottom line, when I talk about the perils of running with a bad crowd, I know whereof I speak.
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