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post #11 of 36 (permalink) Old 12-15-2007, 01:01 PM
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I thought this would be fun for a friday night, tell the truth if your man or woman enough.

heres mine.
I was traveling from ky to fla and was in an area where there was nothing, and I really had to shit, I kept driving and driving and there was no rest stops. So when I couldn't wait anymore I stopped beside the highway and ran into the woods and took a shit, and when I finished and got my pants pulled up a hunter walked up on me and I explained what why I was there and he thought it was funny, That's my most embarrasing moment of my life, what's yours.



And to answer your guys and gals question.


Does a "clkman" shit in the woods. The answer is Yes,
Hope you wiped adequately before you pulled up your pants.
If not, I'm never gonna buy your car unless if you give me a discount for installing new driver's seat.

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There was about to happen when one of the mountain men said: you got a pretty mouth Did you miss that?
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who knows. as for myself I'm a diver man, that's why I am a charter member of the "muff divers association of America" Hey Pussy Rules even after 25 years, he Yoseyman can I hear an Amen.

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I don't know if this is funny but at the time it was hilarious.

driving 65 south half way between Montgomery and Mobile I stop at a rest area. I went in to take a leak and it was full. standing back enough to see shoes under the stalls and as luck would have it the last stall was empty.

As I pulled the door open, Oh god It was not empty! simultaneously as I open the door this Nasty Trucker (no offense TK) let out the grossest shit known to mankind.

I quickly calculated that I would have about 3.5 minutes to make a clean getaway after yelling "you stinky Motherfucker"
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Hope you wiped adequately before you pulled up your pants.
If not, I'm never gonna buy your car unless if you give me a discount for installing new driver's seat.
Well I wipe with the first thing I could find which was this, and man I suffered for that choice.
can anyone tell me what this is?

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come on guys your are supposed to be the smart ones.
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Well I wipe with the first thing I could find which was this, and man I suffered for that choice.
can anyone tell me what this is?
You mean those aren't elderbuhbuhbuhberries?

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