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heh, heh.....
Giimme a break folks! heh, heh......The Taleban have been rid from Afghanistan and the Country is now flourishing under Democracy, Iraq has been rid of the Dictator Saddam and is a Beacon of Democracy in the Middle East, Iran continues to be an immediate threat to the US and the Falkland Islands, Al Qaeda is virtually non-existant now and the World is now a much, much safer place for all move around freely. Also, folks, you will be pleased to know that the capture of Osama Bin Laden is now imminent!
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Damn, I make "the move" and I still don't look as cool as the Fonz. I look more like Potsie or Ralph trying to look like the Fonz. Shit, why to I keep thinking about Happy Days? If I just stand here maybe they will get it. Should I do the "Hey!" thing or zoom my hands like a motorcycle? Are they still here? Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days. Man I wish I had happy days or a cool leather jacket or maybe Joanie, yeah Joanie. NO! Now I just look like a dork with a boner. Thank God its small or folks would notice. Wednesday, Thursday, are they still here? Did someone ask me a question? Was it about Iran? I ran so far away, got to get away. No not that Flock of Seagulls thing again. Look at Gregory down there. Wonder what he would look like with that Seagulls guys hair? Gotta pee.

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looks like santa doesn't need his rain deer!
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