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Excuse me GS, total BS.

Unless you got married in high school, I don't see how you could reproduce if you did not date. And if you dated w/o booze and flowers, what kind of dates did you have?
The kind that liked sex, blow and ludes. Gee-zus, what country did you grow up in?

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Prof, put motion sensor activated light and screw in those CFL's in the kids bedrooms. Also, put whatever circuit that kids get to use on countdown timer.

If the kids are sedentary enough that they are not triggering the motion sensor, either they are masturbating or involved in a chat session with a pedophile.

By putting the circuits on countdown timer, kids will learn discipline, time management and learn to get things done on time.

For fun, introduce in-house rolling blackouts followed by fatherly lecture starting with "When I was a kid..."


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^ What do you do for heat? Bear skins and seal blubber?

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Well its different

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^ What do you do for heat? Bear skins and seal blubber?
Hard labor and manhole foundry in the basement.

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I see. You live in Isengard.

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Actually they, the Triads, steal manhole covers from America and Canada and ship them to India, who melt them down and make new manhole covers and sell em back to cities in America and Canada. Then the triads steal em again and you know the rest.

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Actually they, the Triads, steal manhole covers from America and Canada and ship them to India, who melt them down and make new manhole covers and sell em back to cities in America and Canada. Then the triads steal em again and you know the rest.

Damn, What is the world coming to when even the Triads are stealing manhole covers instead of sticking with what they know like Pimping, Selling Drugs ect ect......
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