Date registered: Mar 2005
Location: In Virtual Reality
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Laughs....not for Jayhawk!
heh, heh.......Jayhawk, you better take a few days off if you want to linger through these! heh, heh........
Skinny shrimp of a little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
The shrimp skinny man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little skinny guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles
weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small skinny guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!"
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freez'n mate, could ya nip upstairs and get me
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!" they both chime.
"I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later he received this report:
MOST HONOURABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.....I PLAY WITH ME......I FALL OFF TREE......I NO SEE.