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Dr is in the states trying to get Jillian brothers to sell him one of his lungs as DR picked up TB from a filthy little sub continent scum bag that sneaked in to the 1st world with his 3rd world disease as passed it around. And Jilly was going in for an Op to get her own penis so she can be a lady boy as DR heard they are all the rage now a days. Least that what I heard but DON'T QUOTE ME.
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Dr is in the states trying to get Jillian brothers to sell him one of his lungs as DR picked up TB from a filthy little sub continent scum bag that sneaked in to the 1st world with his 3rd world disease as passed it around. And Jilly was going in for an Op to get her own penis so she can be a lady boy as DR heard they are all the rage now a days. Least that what I heard but DON'T QUOTE ME.

Well at lest the truth is out now, god job Von, tell them I hope the best and I'll be looking for the wedding invite in the mail...........
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Yeah you have started a fad jackoff, I was think of getting my wife to get a dick sticthed on,shame we can't get the real thing like you. BTW no issues here , I just think your a cunt.
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Yeah you have started a fad jackoff, I was think of getting my wife to get a dick sticthed on,shame we can't get the real thing like you. BTW no issues here , I just think your a cunt.

Oh Von that hurts but hey coming from you I take it as a compliment, I have been called worse and I wear all the names as a badge of honor.............. nighty night Vonny going to crash now but you keep on flogging that dead horse...........

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Oh Von that hurts but hey coming from you I take it as a compliment, I have been called worse and I wear all the names as a badge of honor.............. nighty night Vonny going to crash now but you keep on flogging that dead horse...........
The only thing being flogged is your knob !
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Among other things, Jilly disturbed me since she shaved her face every morning in an English mirror after proclaiming God save the queen.
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