In a way, this kind of shit happens all the time. When is the government going to step in and say "hey sweetie, when you were dating this guy you weighed about 35 pounds less and you couldn't get enough sex"?
Now that you're married the only thing you're sucking is that carton of Ben and Jerry's in the fridge.
You hooked him on your "teaser weight" and the fact you could suck start that keg in the rec room. We're going to freeze your eating, roll back your weight and make sure you're "servicing the principle" on a regular basis. At the maturity of the note you can either refi or burn the marriage license, er, I mean mortgage.
You've thought waaaaaaaay to much about this.