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Originally Posted by Kajtek1 View Post
I guess you didn't hear how do you know you are in a hotel in Kentucky?
You call front desk from your room and say:
"I gotta pee in my sink" and the answer is
"Go ahead"
Hotel! we don't have one in our county the only place in our county that you can spend the night is our jail. and guess what we don't even have a jail.
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That's from my favorite Techno dance
This is what I found "techno dance" ...eye candy
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Originally Posted by blindwolf View Post
Most rednecks, that I know, brag about DUIs." Hell, they ain't never gonna catch me, I been driving drunk for years. I just close one eye and down the road I go." I have a family of in-laws, that wear it like a badge of honor.
Exactly...the title of this thread could just as easily be "How to tell if a lawyer is lying", or "How to tell if a stripper is nekkid".
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Originally Posted by mlfun View Post
This is what I found "techno dance" ...eye candy
You have no idea what techno is now don't you? You need to get out of the farm and join civilization, them hogs will keep you ignorant if you know what I mean Vern
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