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Weapons of Mass Destruction found in Iran

Tehran: 25/11/07:20:01 Middle-Eastern time. A camel laden with battery powered hammer drills, fire extinguishers and electric chainsaws was impounded by US Officials (they get everywhere don't they?) as it tried to board a ship headed toward Italy.

Former US defence Secretary, Donald Rumpsfelt, said today "Okay, Okay, we must admit to our mistakes, in Iraq we only thought there were some Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD) and that was good enough excuse for us to invade. Now our people are wiser, we now have all the evidence that is needed of the existence of WMD and therefore we now have their support. Now all we need is an ally. Great Britain is usually game - their support will give us an easy victory in Iran - why the war could be over well before Christmas!"

"The camel, looked suspicious from the outset. His eyes were too close together for starters; and then there was the matter of his 3 humps; he was photographed coming out of a mosque in Tehran with his handler who just turned out to be Zahin El Avuadadinnerjab, the local Imam. Avuadadinnerjab tried to explain that his name was Humphrey for that very reason but we could see straight through that one. Arabs don't tell jokes!"Rumpsfelt added.

A CIA spokesperson was said to have said to have said to be rumoured to have said: "We have investigated the Imam who purchased the innocent looking tools from Sabres R Us, a DIY shop, and found that they do have a purpose. The chainsaws are to cut up the wooden Rosary beads used by Catholics; the drills were used to puncture the golden chalices for the Communion wine and the fire extinguishers were to put out the fires on those incense burners that are waved around by priests. Furthermore, the camel and handler were headed for The Vatican City for next week. On Saturday, Mass will be held to celebrate the beginning of advent and so we can obviously see that these were weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION."

"If Britain won't help us (after all the help we gave THEM in WWII) then perhaps the Vatican city Guard may give us a hand?" he added.

The camel has experienced several months of trauma at a suspected terrorist training camp and once debriefed, will be cared for by Billy Smart's Circus currently on tour in Saudi Arabia
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heh, heh.......fear not! heh, heh.......proper counselling and physio is in place for the Camel! heh, heh........
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Nothing really wrong with it, just sort of violates the protocol

I see the point you are making. Those kinds of posts really should be attributed. Otherwise, when the volume of them is so high, they start to look like spam or post-whoring, that is how I see it.

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Why did I post them with out attributes when I do post most with attributes, well who could actually take any of these stories seriously, well except where Von and Eric took the bait no let me rephrase that where Von and Eric swallowed the bait, hook, line and sinker and attacked me for posting it when it came a UK website and the story was written by UK passport holders.

Seems some of you guys will believe anything.............
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Why did I post them with out attributes when I do post most with attributes, well who could actually take any of these stories seriously, well except where Von and Eric took the bait no let me rephrase that where Von and Eric swallowed the bait, hook, line and sinker and attacked me for posting it when it came a UK website and the story was written by UK passport holders.

Seems some of you guys will believe anything.............
What is it about the concept of trolling that eludes you?

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I think it has become quite clear that what eludes old Jerkata is something filling the space between his ears.
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If you truly believe I am a troll and you have no interests in my posts then please by all means put me on ignore for your on peace of mind but then if you put me on ignore how would you do your job............
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If you truly believe I am a troll and you have no interests in my posts then please by all means put me on ignore for your on peace of mind but then if you put me on ignore how would you do your job............
Cascade, Jerky wants you to play his little game. Don't upset him-I sense a tantrum is on its way and then OT will be covered with troll droppings.

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