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Midnight Pumpkin....! Cindy?
heh, heh........real whacko! heh, heh........
This was in the Washington Post.In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male
resident of Dacula , GA , in a pumpkin patch 23:38hrs on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday with
lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and publicintoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop.
"You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there wasno one around for miles.
At least I thought there wasn't." he stated ina phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate for his purpose, cut ahole in it and proceeded to satisfy his "need."
"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evidentembarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audienceuntil Officer Brenda Taylor approached.
"This was an unusual situation for sure," said Officer Taylor."I walked up to Lawrence and he was just......pumping away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ."I just went up and said,'Excuse me sir, what are you doing having sexwith a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said ......
"A pumpkin? F*ck me, is it midnight already?"