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99 'Yo Momma' jokes...

Many of you here will recognize yo mommas...

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your moma is so stupid that she tried to commit suicide and jumped out the window and fell up.
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your moma is so stupid that she asked me "whats a windshield deicer". ( someone's momma really asked me this today )

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Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

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Yo momma so stupid, she drowned snorting coke.

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this thread is so stupid, yo' mama should've posted it.
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^ Yo momma so dumb, she forgot to tell you it's a bad idea to publicly advocate death to homosexuals in BWOT.
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