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It's a way of putting a breathing space in between the more emotional posts. Sometimes, you need to stop and catch your breath with something offbeat and light-hearted before you can go on reading the kind and sympathetic words.

While I'm not a mind reader, I feel certain that McBear knows there is nothing disrespectful meant.

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I will second that, im sure the guys meant no offence. A little humour in a dark hour goes a long way.

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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist.'

The proctologist fainted.
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist.'

The proctologist fainted.
Just for us simple people, WTF is a proctologist

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^^^^A doctor who looks after your brown hole and everything that comes with it
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^ No, a proctologist uses fingers - not his whole head.
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^ oh he's fast today , donut anyone?
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