Date registered: Jan 2005
Vehicle: 1992 W126 300 SE
Location: Head in the clouds
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Just for starters:
It'll be all over me like hair on soap.
He was all over her, like a rash.
He was passing gas like a NASCAR pit crew.
He's got more mouth than a cow's got cunt. (For Jilly)
If wit was shit he'd be constipated.
He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
That thing's as fast as shit through a goose.
Speed of a racehorse, strength of a carthorse, brains of a rocking horse.
She's busier than a cat covering shit.
This beer's as flat as a witch's tit.