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It'll be all over me like hair on soap.

He was all over her, like a rash.

He was passing gas like a NASCAR pit crew.

He's got more mouth than a cow's got cunt. (For Jilly)

If wit was shit he'd be constipated.

He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

That thing's as fast as shit through a goose.

Speed of a racehorse, strength of a carthorse, brains of a rocking horse.

She's busier than a cat covering shit.

This beer's as flat as a witch's tit.
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I hope I grow into these paws.

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For the love of women...

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We have a good service running on all lines today.
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Smoother than Davey's skin.

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Smoother than Davey's skin.
I doubt it, I really do, that stuff is almost unreal. Must be the American Indian in him as they always have the best skin from my experiences. American Indian and German is a great mix, just ask blue eyed Davey. Myself, I am stuck with English and German influences, so I have pale skin that burns easily, dark blonde hair and grey eyes. I think Davey got it right, not that he had anything to do with it.

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I'm also fond of...

Eat shit, ya fancy pants-wearing needle-dicked can of pork jello on a stick fuck-knuckle douchebag!

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Tits like a joiners nailbag.

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