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Old 11-24-2007, 05:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2007, 05:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2007, 05:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2007, 06:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Smoother than Davey's skin.
I doubt it, I really do, that stuff is almost unreal. Must be the American Indian in him as they always have the best skin from my experiences. American Indian and German is a great mix, just ask blue eyed Davey. Myself, I am stuck with English and German influences, so I have pale skin that burns easily, dark blonde hair and grey eyes. I think Davey got it right, not that he had anything to do with it.

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