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Where did you get the drink?
My dad bought it for me. he was very proud that out of my whole family, I was the one who took initiative.

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That was me before my sex change
okay, I thought that might be the case. somehow I visualized her with a knife.
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oh shit
(gah).....finally. such relief.
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My dad bought it for me. he was very proud that out of my whole family, I was the one who took initiative.



okay, I thought that might be the case. somehow I visualized her with a knife.

I raided my dad's liquor cabinet about that age The aftermath was not pretty.

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^^^^ this would make a good thread and or poll. first drinking experience?
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There was a time when your friend Jimmy's mom was NOT hot. what happend?

I'll tell you...

chicks who are ages 21-27 are childish as hell. only after they have kids do they realize it's time to be a grown up. this was the range of the "free" spirited chicks, but they have ruined that mystique. don't know how, but they did. Now, it stands to reason that any guy above age 26 will not waste time on a 21-25 yr old because of this fact, so instead of robbing the cradle for a horny 17-19 yr. old, they've evolved to become attracted to hot soccer moms who like to wear sundresses with no panties and blouses with lots of cleavage showing instead.

the real question is, can we as guys blame these hot moms for gaining control of the males attention once again?

I say, the teenieboppers dropped the balls. pun intended.


sound off.
Sign yourself as 'Jerk off'- it is much more descriptive you sad little wanker.
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I've got a delicious "nooner" scheduled with a fucking sexy 27 yr old MILF, tomorrow--purrrrrrrr
Milf-a-licious!
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I thought you were on perv-patrol...now you want intimate details about my Milf-hunting sorties. Suffice to say I have that shaky leg thing goin' on...
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heh, heh......some things are best not 'told!' heh, heh........

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