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post #31 of 52 (permalink) Old 11-20-2007, 03:11 PM Thread Starter
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Joke? you want a joke?......okay

What 18 inches long and makes women scream?


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Tasteless? You call that tasteless? Try this one:
What's red and black and screams?

Baby in the fireplace.
Oh, baby jokes. whats blue and sits in the corner? baby in a bag

Whats Green and sits in the corner? same baby a week later.
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A dead baby in a clown costume

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And to think I got warned for far less than this.
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And to think I got warned for far less than this.
You know, it was really personal . . .

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You know how to make your wife scream during sex?? Walk in on her.
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Oh, baby jokes. whats blue and sits in the corner? baby in a bag

Whats Green and sits in the corner? same baby a week later.
What's the difference between a truckload of marbles and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload marbles with a pitch-fork.

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