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I have willed at least $1Million for each of my kids when I die. Beyond that I plan to live VERY WELL until that time... Eat your heart out dip-shit!
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Wow, Jahawk it looks like sometime in your life you lost control of your weener. Was she sexy at least?
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My attorneys have already set up the trusts to ensure that little fact...
.... that I am leaving them lots of worthless stock......

But now seriously Jay, I'm going to be buying all new drapes for the house. I want you to have my old ones, your wife can use them to make clothes for the kids or a new dress for her new waitressing job, or you can use them for blankets if they don't fit the windows. It's least I can do. And if the market drops another thousand points in a week, well you can use one for a "splatter sheet" so you don't get your brains all over the wall. It's the least I can do for a pal.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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.... that I am leaving them lots of worthless stock......

But now seriously Jay, I'm going to be buying all new drapes for the house. I want you to have my old ones, your wife can use them to make clothes for the kids or a new dress for her new waitressing job, or you can use them for blankets if they don't fit the windows. It's least I can do. And if the market drops another thousand points in a week, well you can use one for a "splatter sheet" so you don't get your brains all over the wall. It's the least I can do for a pal.
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Don't worry, there are other ways to raise money. Have you been practicing your "wide stance" ? We Dems are going to make that legal for you guys. Keeps you off the welfare rolls.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Dow dropped another screaming fucking 300 points today. Another 150 points it will be re-entering the same territory as it was in when Bush took office. The reason is simple: the only thing the US manufactures is debt, no real wealth has been created in this country for a long time. Banks are going to have a hell of a liquidity crisis on their hands, and no bank capital means no more borrowed money ponzi schemes in Bush's Enron America. 9, no make that 10 trillion dollars of new national debt created with his stupid tax schemes which was nothing more than ripping off the people of this country by giving borrowed public money to the rich in the largest mass financial rape of a people since Hitler did it to the Jews. Massive outflow of jobs in our wonderful "Free Market" fuck-job economy that makes the rich, who can easily move capital over the US border, richer, while the average man takes it up the ass. Well Jayhawk, I'll be posting pics of my newest investment, it seems I've found a Republican with a bad ARM. I should be picking up his real estate for a song here with all the money I pulled out of the market four weeks ago. if everything goes right, I should close the deal next week. It's not right on the Gulf, its one row back, but it comes with a seperate pier lease with a nice chunk of land on the water. If times get really tough, I'll let you sleep on my boat in return for scraping the barnacles.

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