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The "F" word

There are only eleven times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$%
is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think
they'd get this
@%#*^ing! mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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The "F" word

There are only eleven times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$%
is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think
they'd get this
@%#*^ing! mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
You forgot a couple:
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"Whoop-de-f^ckin-do! They're just rubber! So what if they came out of my toolbox instead of the vacuum sealed package"- O-Ring salesman to NASA Space Shuttle engineer- 1986

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