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How the hell do you get a human out of the dolphin?...LOL

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It is obvious that you descended from an ass, so the dolphin thing isn't that hard for me.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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It is obvious that you descended from an ass, so the dolphin thing isn't that hard for me.
you were suppose to be a stain on the sheets.
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I do think atheist are morons. They think we evolved from monkies, and they believe in science. if you believe in science
you believe in odds. the odds of all of us evolving from monkies
are slim. the vegas odd makers said it would be more likely that if you took all the parts of a computer I mean everything and through them up in the air and they all came down in the proper place that would be the chance that we came from monkies
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Wow. Just wow.
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It is obvious that you descended from an ass, so the dolphin thing isn't that hard for me.
Seriously...I don't know if those other posters were serious or were just playing....but, polls show that 48% of Americans believe that the earth is less than 10,000 years old. And somewhere in the US south there is even a theme park that shows humans and dinos coexisting. Most of these weird 'believers' are probably from backward areas that place little value on education.

However, it is really frightening that the super power has so many fools in its electorate. And, even out of those running for President two or three of them said they did not believe in evolution (OK, granted they were the obvious dummies of the lot).

It is a shame that an American politician can't say that he/she does not believe in God when I am sure that a lot of the educated ones do not pray to the beard in the sky.

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I do think atheist are morons. They think we evolved from monkies, and they believe in science. if you believe in science
you believe in odds. the odds of all of us evolving from monkies
are slim. the vegas odd makers said it would be more likely that if you took all the parts of a computer I mean everything and through them up in the air and they all came down in the proper place that would be the chance that we came from monkies
Sorry to see you've had a relapse.
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How the hell do you get a human out of the dolphin?...LOL

idiots.
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I do think atheist are morons. They think we evolved from monkies, and they believe in science. if you believe in science
you believe in odds. the odds of all of us evolving from monkies
are slim. the vegas odd makers said it would be more likely that if you took all the parts of a computer I mean everything and through them up in the air and they all came down in the proper place that would be the chance that we came from monkies
One thing is for sure, Only a moron would spell it Monkies unless you meant the boy band but then that would just be moronic but all Athiests know how to spell Monkey's unless again you meant these guys.........I think you are right DR, he has had a relapse........





or maybe you meant the one's that fashion themselves after some of the BWOT Super MODS...........


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