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Why Men Can't Win

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist. If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around

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something you want to share with us Joe???

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So true, yet I love them anyway.

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So true, yet I love them anyway.
How many of "Them" have you loved?
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A few women in my lifetime.

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A few women in my lifetime.
Sadly to say, I have only "LOVED" three in my lifetime, and I have been HAPPLY married to the third one for 27 years.
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I definitely don't wanna meet the bitch that fucked you up, Joe.
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Man have been pussified and now are geting the results.
Be a man. Zero tollerance for modern crap.
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