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^^^^I beleive all 3 of you are racing fucking sexists..........
heh, heh......I think it is due to the hard water in London! heh, heh........
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The OT has 2 requests.....that all 3 send pics of when you drink water and when you 3are racing in the streets of London
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heh, heh......I think it is due to the hard water in London! heh, heh........
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Lets call this the RFS syndrome lol. Gee, i need a help to work this one out, never was that bright. And which 3? after all we are all loonies for contributing to this thread

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Another stupid thread and I didn't even contribute.
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Another stupid thread and I didn't even contribute.
Thats because your samity is still intact ha ha he he(its becoming contagious)

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Dont forget "the fat ladies haircut" (above the shoulders) Supposedly an admission of fatness.
The wife just got one, she thinks shes fat cause she just quit smoking ,shes not fat at all...I'd hit it!

There are no fat women, only those too short for their weight.
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Most women will never tell men what they really want, but will reserve the right to get totally pi..ed off if they don't get it.
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Most women will never tell men what they really want, but will reserve the right to get totally pi..ed off if they don't get it.
I just looooove this one, gonna git me a crystal ball. Trouble is, if we could read their minds and bought what they wanted (without being asked) then she would get pi..ed off for spending money on worthless things

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A) how a guys tongue can get her off quicker than his cock.


B) you're such a feisty cunt. I like it

I think this is evidence that your tongue is bigger than your cock (and your brain for that matter).


You are such a cunt. I like it.
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