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Thumbs down Gawd, that was disgusting

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Ok, ok, I'll tell.
I was at the gas pump when a nicely dressed business woman was paying by credit at the pump on my backside when I let loose a medium size burp that sneaked up on me. I hoped she did not hear, but as I looked over she looked right at me and had the nerve to say "how disgusting." Well that did it. For the next minute I held my breath and took big gulps of air, and then finally, almost on cue, I let go a huge, nasty, possibly wet, belch and aimed it at her, followed by a casual smile.
She reeled back in shock and quickly ran around and got into her honda and locked the doors while her nozzle fed the car. Satisfied, I got back into my cadillac, but not before giving her another polite little parting smile.

Ah....
Shane, sorry to quote your post to start a thread but has anyone here experienced a belch like that while wearing one of these?



I had a few slices of pepperoni pizza at a kiddie birthday party, then I came home to work on the house. The carbonated drink infused pizza belch shot up my esophagus into the mask which had been moist after being worn for about an hour.

I almost fell off the ladder from retching so violently.

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Hey, lets make this the most disgusting thread.

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I was in the back yard today, installing a small brick patio. As I picked up a brick to place it, I noticed a large slug attached to it. I plucked it off and put it on the concrete pad next to me and the Jack Russell immediately came over and pawed it a bit, picked it up between his teeth and took it out to the yard to torture it for a while until he finally swallowed it. A little later in the afternoon, he licked me in the face.


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Well further to my 'cat and tick' story from a few days ago, one of the other cats seems to have been in a fight with a racoon or something. He has a lump on his hind quarters and last night when I was inspecting it, the thing burst and shot out a stream of bloody pus, which had a fishy smell, making it even more disgusting.

(It was still suppurating this morning so I have started him on erythromycin).
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Okay, I'll share this. When I was a kid we had this puppy and after a while it started to walk funny. My mum noticed that it had tumor on it's rear. OMG no one wanted to play with the damn thing. Well my aunt came over to take a look at it. upon an intense investigation it was ascertained that the tumor was just a dingle berry.

lesson here is make sure to shave your dogs ass.
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Well further to my 'cat and tick' story from a few days ago, one of the other cats seems to have been in a fight with a racoon or something. He has a lump on his hind quarters and last night when I was inspecting it, the thing burst and shot out a stream of bloody pus, which had a fishy smell, making it even more disgusting.

(It was still suppurating this morning so I have started him on erythromycin).
the particular frame of mind at the moment steers me towards the realm of vajayjay...

no disrespect to the cats but hope your pussies feel better

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I may have already related this story, but here it goes, possibly again.

I was in Florence working on a contract with an oil company at Nuovo-Pignone's facility. We were staying in the center of town and going out to eat with one of the oil company executives. He had a company American Express Card that the local restaurant, who favored Visa but said they took AMEX, turned down saying the card had been rejected when they tried to use it. The individual had another, personal AMEX card that he tried and then made a point of telling me and a few others at the table that would also be rejected, and that he would offer a VISA card once the waiter came back. Sure enough, the second AMEX was rejected. When the VISA card was offered the individual asked why they didn't just tell him they didn't want to take AMEX cards. The VISA card went through, and, in a huge emotional display of saving face, the waiter gave us all a free shot of Grappa from a bottle about 4 ft tall. Well, I thought the others were drinking the Grappa so I gulped mine down. I later found out no one touched theirs, other than to pour it into the water glass.

Ever have Grappa? Well, let me tell you, Grappa is pretty bad shit to begin with, and free Grappa is nearly deadly. It was like one part rubbing alcohol and two parts Diesel fuel.

We left the restaurant and were walking back to the center of the town. The narrow sidewalks were very crowded and as we approached a light and started to wait to cross the road, I let out a truly horrible belch. Not loud, just vile. I actually gagged when the wind blew it back in my face, and half a dozen other pedestrians became agitated and turned green.

After that I became a discriminating Grappa drinker. I offered to every Italian offering me Grappa an opportunity to confess to a national scam - something about getting a tax refund for every shot of Grappa they get an unsuspecting American to drink. Eventually they began to offer Grappa that was not really bad. Could have been that burp though. I am sure the strangers on the sidewalk that evening tell the same story to their families and friends, just from the perspective of being the innocent bystander assaulted by the free Grappa burp.

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Robert can attest to this but in my experience, durian belch is the worst.

It evacuated Singaporean cinemagoers 10 rows in front and ten rows back of the perp who belched. I caught a faint, yet potently pungent whiff when it drifted to my seat - my local friend told me it was durian as she pulled up her tee to cover her nose and mouth.

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Shane, sorry to quote your post to start a thread but has anyone here experienced a belch like that while wearing one of these?



I had a few slices of pepperoni pizza at a kiddie birthday party, then I came home to work on the house. The carbonated drink infused pizza belch shot up my esophagus into the mask which had been moist after being worn for about an hour.

I almost fell off the ladder from retching so violently.

that was...
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