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I'll second the one second. Just filling the cup did it for me. Jim
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That's an old one


also it's ice cream.
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^ It's ice cream that got shot out of a girl's asshole. Where the fuck do you draw the line?

I don't think the porn special effects industry is good enough to make ice cream that looks precisely identical in color & consistency to shit. Plus, ice cream would fucking melt.

Yikes.

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Nasty, especially after chili for dinner.




some bad shit







Nick Berg beheading video is still the nastiest ever for me (we all know that was no snuff).

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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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^ It's ice cream that got shot out of a girls asshole. Where the fuck do you draw the line?

I don't think the porn special effects industry is good enough to make ice cream that looks precisely identical in color & consistency to shit. Plus, ice cream would fucking melt.

Yikes.
Glad to see someone who really knows his shit get this straight. Jim
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I'm glad I have the self-control to take ya'll's word for it, and leave that shit be...life's too short to trouble my beautiful mind with that filth. Especially when there's vintage porn

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I'm glad I have the self-control to take ya'll's word for it, and leave that shit be...life's too short to trouble my beautiful mind with that filth. Especially when there's vintage porn

The only real problem with vintage porn is when you think about it, most of those babes in the pictures or the models for the drawings/paintings are likely dead or looking like prunes. And most of those not dead couldn't bend over far enough to make that shit look doable. Jim
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My beautiful mind can compensate for that by suspending disbelief
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My beautiful mind can compensate for that by suspending disbelief
It is a worthy mental exercise and capability. Has some limits, but what doesn't?

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