The English language is a rich, fruity wench, generously endowed with hundreds of thousands of engorgingly apposite words of numerous lengths that describe all manner of interesting sensations, experiences and situations. In everyday life we usually find ourselves more than sated by her generous offerings but there are certain times when, no matter how hard or how eagerly we grope, the usual fecund offerings from her willing mouth simply do not satisfy , there are certain words that you didn't know were in need of invention until one day you find yourself desperately scrabbling around for them.
One such need is a word to describe the phenomena by which the personality faults of others that you yourself do not possess are considered much less acceptable than your own; tolerable, benign and occasionally even desirable as your own clearly are. Therefore your possessiveness, insecurity, sentimentality, jealousy, slowness and irrationality are nothing less than symptoms of the most contemptible kind of intellectual feebleness worthy of professional attention and my laziness, impatience, sloppiness, fickleness, irresponsibility, clumsiness and snobbery are at worst amusing signs of eccentricity and at best positively charming personality quirks.
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