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Halloweener dream

Twas in the middle of last night,
I had a dream that gave such a fright.
Allison Kruger, Freddy's wife,
Sliced my cock with a razor sharp knife.

Then came Freddy with stainless steel dreads,
he finished by cutting my balls to shreds.
I woke a sweating from my slumber,
with throbbing, burning, bleeding lumber.

A hard lesson learned that traumatic night,
to check your bed before turning out the light.
Remember as you rest your weary head,
never wack in your sleep with a knife in your bed.

Definition of Square Root: Diced cock.

2005 S430 4Matic 'Morton' W220.183 • 722.671 Rest in Peace

Bells and whistles are thorns and thistles.
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