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Originally Posted by Roch207 View Post
Ultimate Torture:

The victim is tied to a Herman Miller chair and placed in front of a Dell Latitude Lap top computer. He/she is then forced to spend 24 hours reading Benzworld off topic, with major concentrations of Kamil pictures, classic Morpheus, political commentary and an endless string of "heh, heh's".

Sure to break any man or woman.
You got my vote here.
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About three hours of that pop music horse shit ought to depress or annihilate any living organism with a modicum of understanding. The sugar-sweet, dripping, idealistic, lyrics always make me want to clean a gun and go hunting for the mean little assholes who write this fecal matter that blatantly tortures mankind into wasting his/her life searching for that perfect one. After searching only about 1% can convince themselves, even at the height of new love, that they have indeed hit the crest of pop culture's ultimate pinnacle of existence. The rest are left wondering what the fuck went wrong never realizing how devastatingly stacked the odds were against them. Did I mention I do not particularly care for love songs? They are just flat mean and unrealistic.
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