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The Rev. Gary Aldridge was found hog-tied, wearing two wet suits, a face mask, diving gloves, rubberized underwear, and a rubber hood. No foul play was involved and the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone when he died. "While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits," says the Smoking Gun, "the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs." That would be a big, black dildo, not so much inside the pastor's rubberized undies as stuffed up the pastor's ass.

Thorington Road Baptist Church has asked that people "refrain from speculation" about Rev. Aldridge's demise. But the autopsy leaves very little to speculate about. I can't resist pointing out that Rev. Aldridge would be alive today if he had indulged his passion for wet suits, rubber hoods, etc., on the streets of San Francisco during the recent Folsom Street Fair and not home alone in Montgomery, Alabama.


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