Date registered: Aug 2002
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A dear friend just bought a V6 mustang...
and I don't know how to react. In my opinion a V6 mustang is a huge no-no. The best thing about the car would be the power of the V8 behind a stick shift. Take that away and you might as well buy something else. It is a decent looking car, but that thrashing John Deere engine is a joke at best.
So now when I get back to Dallas from Asheville on Thursday I will have to fake being enthused when all I really want to say is get some self esteem, or tell him putting a gay bumper sticker on that 'tang convertible would be repetitive. Maybe just buy him a can of V8 tomato juice and walk off? You can tell this isn't going to be pretty, and it is his first new ride ever so I am sure he is going to be sensitive. He knows full well how I feel about this automatic, V6, mustang convertible so he will be on his toes but he wants redemption and I just cannot give it. I could no more drive that type of car than go to a nascar race or watch football all Sunday. I think I will just smile and watch the second hand on my watch and run away before I say something I will regret: Like you are now a genuine bitch, or did you trade in your gonads first, or the worst thing anyone could ever say about any car, HOW CUTE!