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22 Ways to be a Good Democrat

22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

THIS IS NOT SO HARD -- EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT....

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to say
'Merry Christmas.'

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What a load of fatuous bullshit. Whatever my politics, I would be ashamed to associate my name with that.
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be vewy, vewy quite. there are democwats here.

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be vewy, vewy quite. there are democwats here.
Where? I don't see any.
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Where? I don't see any.
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What a load of fatuous bullshit. Whatever my politics, I would be ashamed to associate my name with that.
Whatever your politics or country of origin, you sound like a democrat:never an answer or solution, just damn the source.
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Whatever your politics or country of origin, you sound like a democrat:never an answer or solution, just damn the source.

So what did you do as part of the solution? You think a vote for Shrub counts? Very funny indeed.
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BAhahahah you dirty wotten demaquat DR and I fought you was a wenagade master .
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BAhahahah you dirty wotten demaquat DR and I fought you was a wenagade master .
You got that right. (Like my hat?).

Back once again for the renegade master,
D4 damage, power to the people.
back once again for the renegade master,
D4 damage, with the ill behavior.

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Gosh, having read and digested and thought about that
-- I think we got a lot of would be Democrats working in local Government over here in Norn Ireland
But I am not one of THEM
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