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22 Ways To Be A Good Democrat

THIS IS NOT SO HARD -- EVEN A CAVE MAN CAN DO IT....

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day ..........but it's not okay to say
'Merry Christmas.'

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GREAT LIST! But there are probably many more bazaar beliefs that one could list, though that does seem to describe their core belief system. Thanks for sharing!

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What a load of fatuous bullshit. Whatever my politics, I would be ashamed to associate my name with that.
Don't you just hate it when someone puts your whole belief system out there for the world to see. You guys have to hide in the shadows to exist and when someone shines a light of truth in your direction you go ballistic. I love it!

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Where? I don't see any.
Denial isn't very pretty either...

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So what did you do as part of the solution? You think a vote for Shrub counts? Very funny indeed.
And name-calling is even less attractive...

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And name-calling is even less attractive...

This from 'Mr Kookberger' himself. Hypocrisy comes so easily to you grandpa. Shall we put it down to the Alzheimer's?
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This from 'Mr Kookberger' himself. Hypocrisy comes so easily to you grandpa. Shall we put it down to the Alzheimer's?
If you have to put it down, it might as well be to Alzheimer's--or to truth and justice, which I would prefer.

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GREAT LIST! But there are probably many more bazaar beliefs that one could list, though that does seem to describe their core belief system. Thanks for sharing!
'Tardvard' strikes again. You silly old fool.


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If you have to put it down, it might as well be to Alzheimer's--or to truth and justice, which I would prefer.

Is this true and just?:

"18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House".

Does the name Mark Foley ring a bell with you?

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GREAT LIST! But there are probably many more bazaar beliefs that one could list, though that does seem to describe their core belief system. Thanks for sharing!

Yes, it could be extended but I did not want to clog the server.
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