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PRO:
Dependability
Care
Companionship
Trust
Stability
CON:
Maintenance
Concern
Compromise

It is not cheating if we both share the rewards at the same time. (rare but practical)
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PRO:
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Care
Companionship
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Stability
CON:
Maintenance
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Compromise

It is not cheating if we both share the rewards at the same time. (rare but practical)
Why, are you into group sex?
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No. But there have been a few times in the past (gotta try everything once.) I mean if we find some twink we both like then we both can have a piece, or one end, at the same time.
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Advantages = Tax benefits


Disadvantages
= The soul-sucking death of hope. Also, sex decreases in frequency and quality, with the passage of time (sometimes this is expressed exponentially)--see: soul-sucking death of hope.
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No. But there have been a few times in the past (gotta try everything once.) I mean if we find some twink we both like then we both can have a piece, or one end, at the same time.
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ADV:
Too many to list.

DISADV:
Off-spring like you (though rarity!)

heh, heh......
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I assume this is only idle speculation on your part – hate to see you join the club.
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I assume this is only idle speculation on your part – hate to see you join the club.
Hmmm, very perceptive as usual! I had an argument with wify while replacing the clutch master cylinder. I told her to pump the damned thing not just stomp on it then friggin wait for it to pop. Anyway I ended spilling a whole bottle of hydraulic fluid on the front of the car while trying to reach the bleeding valve because I was super annoyed from her attitude. It's not fair, because when she asks me to come help her do some crochet I am all willing like a lap dog but when I need help in the garage it's like pulling teeth. Man this is one instance I hoped that evolution made our dicks like a hand instead; that would solve a lot of problems.
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I haven't paid a bill, washed a dish, did laundry,scrub a toilet, clean up child/dog/cat vomit or vacuum a floor in 18 years.
Disadvantages: Nothing that six days on the road can't cure.

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