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what is the best way to dump you wife or girlfriend?

There has to be a better way to dump your wife or girlfriend.
Tell me what you think?
What was have you guys broke up with you girls.
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tell her that you are a stupid misogynistic boob/noob, repost loser and a troll.

they'll be more than happy to dump you.



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In America you making breaking up with your girl a big deal.

In my country, we have a very simple and mature way of doing it.

You walk up to the girl and you say, "I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee."

And then you throw dog poop on her shoes.



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The best way to dump your wife:

Down the stairs.
The best way to dump your girlfriend:
Down her chin, on her chest and all over her back while your wife lays writhing in pain at the bottom of the stairs.

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Tell her your cheating on her . Worked for me .
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