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Invite Shane over and give him a blowjob in front of her. Should take care of it. Worked for KamiL the last few times he needed to break up with a girl.

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Wait a minute...

Could backfire, she may have always wanted a three way.
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Put a handful of chocolate powder mixed with spit down in the Sherwood Forest and drop trow just as you ask your girlfriend or wife to polish the knob. The trick is to act surprised and say something like :"Oh, I did not clean up after Philip..."
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