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Eewwwww! Your wife must come straight out of bed when you back into her w/ that thang...

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Thanks Drew. I bet that most of the people posting are overweight or couldn't even lift 10 lbs. I've started going hardcore but I'm generally doing compound exercises which make me incredibly strong. It's nice to be the guy at my work that always gets called when something heavy needs to be moved ---- all the women always ask for me when it's furniture rearranging time in the office.

To the ones making fun of me: "Guys, it's only been 4 months since I've been hitting up the gym".....it's not like I've been at it for years or anything like that...it's only been 120 days! Hopefully I stay healthy so I continue going to the gym while getting bigger/stronger for the upcoming summer.

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Wow, you're just about ready to step up to the guy they turn to when they need someone to get the persistent stains out of their "that time of the month" undergarments--congratulations young man!!!!
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Wow, you're just about ready to step up to the guy they turn to when they need someone to get the persistent stains out of their "that time of the month" undergarments--congratulations young man!!!!
If I wanted to I could get tons of ass at the office but I'm not into fucking wives.

Funny though, one hot lady at the office is married to a lumberjack and that fucker is jacked. It's crazy because she has an MBA in finance and she works in the Global Wealth Management department. So yeah, I would never fuck with that lady when her husband is one of those crazy Canadian bear looking people.

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heh, heh......next time you look in the mirror, make an effort to get your focus away from the ugly reflection you admire and focus lower below your waistline heh, heh........tell us - what do you see, something much better looking than your mug dangling between your legs or just an ugly hairy slit oozing out slime? heh, heh........
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If I wanted to I could get tons of ass at the office but I'm not into fucking wives.
Nobody said you had to pick the femme guys. I bet the butches like you too.
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KKKamel is like a can of spam
Fresh meat every time he opens the can
Gay and pouting with his winkle spouting
He set him self up for our whips
Thinking he could shag our chicks

Pumping Iron at the gym
More like pumping penis within
Thinking his little punk arse is the shit
But he's just to young to realise he's a dick

Drew you call for clemence
You really should do penance
Your DNA has gone astray
Your lucky Nuts has gone away
For KKKamel he would slay

He does make a tasty snack
For the sharks in this pack
But as for cutting him slack
NO
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^^^^Damn Gentlemen we are among the talented, ole Vonny is a poet and didnt know it. good one Von, well done, well done indeed.
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KKKamel is like a can of spam
Fresh meat every time he opens the can
Gay and pouting with his winkle spouting
He set him self up for our whips
Thinking he could shag our chicks

Pumping Iron at the gym
More like pumping penis within
Thinking his little punk arse is the shit
But he's just to young to realise he's a dick

Drew you call for clemence
You really should do penance
Your DNA has gone astray
Your lucky Nuts has gone away
For KKKamel he would slay


He does make a tasty snack
For the sharks in this pack
But as for cutting him slack
NO
But but he's the best side of the DNA family tree; you really don't want to meet the rest of the family We got it all from urban thugs to hillbillies; Kamil is the civilized one and we look up to his parents and him of course except me because I don't get along with them after I tried and asked to marry his sister which happens to be my niece but that's another story
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