Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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heh, heh......send FTL a PM with the full specs! heh, heh....I am sure FTL Enterprises will find it a challenge to 'modify' the personal 'JERKO' data-logger they have successfully manufactured for the many bespoke Gentelmen members to a mechanical version! heh, heh.......
As I stated before, at our research facility in Gary, Indiana, we have an intern program that I tried to interest chill babe in where our interns perform vaginal measurements on our test subjects. We also constantly monitor SPMs (strokes per minute) on our mastabatory products. The current record holder is the former poster Botnst, on whom our strokometer recorded an astounding 5,000 SPM's while posting a thread extolling "the surge", followed by fellow poster Jakarta Expat at 4900, who was looking at a picture of Hillary Clinton at the time.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
Last edited by FeelTheLove; 09-30-2007 at 07:02 AM.