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Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'

Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."

The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.

Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.

The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.

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Why does this not surprise me
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I am building a bunker too, it is called an Archie Bunker. Care to hear the details?
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I am building a bunker too, it is called an Archie Bunker. Care to hear the details?
I bet it includes horse ovaries!
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I don't believe he's building a bunker-just a much more spacious closet.
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heh, heh......."mission possible!" heh, heh.......the word Barmy springs to mind! heh, heh......
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Where's a fucking alien invasion when you need one? If they show up, everyone point them to Colorado.

The fact that Cruise hangs out there is just icing on the cake.
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“God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.”
and " Meathead must die"
Archie was there long before Homer
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Given that Tom Cruise is a scientologist and he accepts the doctrine I find it rather amusing that he should feel the need to hide from any kind of alien.

Besides that I dont think I would want Tom Cruise being the one who will need to repopulate the Earth. That must be the real reason he had his vasectomy reversed.

It's not a bunker at all. He is freezing all of his seed and building a maternity ward. He probably spends several hours a day in a cublicle extracting samples for storage.

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Given that Tom Cruise is a scientologist and he accepts the doctrine I find it rather amusing that he should feel the need to hide from any kind of alien.

Besides that I dont think I would want Tom Cruise being the one who will need to repopulate the Earth. That must be the real reason he had his vasectomy reversed.

It's not a bunker at all. He is freezing all of his seed and building a maternity ward. He probably spends several hours a day in a cublicle extracting samples for storage.
Thanks for that dude , oh I laughed and then some , but from now on the answer to 'do you want ice in that sir?' is going to be me vomiting on their shoes !

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