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Aren't there such things as dash-mounted gaydar detectors?
If you don't mount it with a Straight Edge, the calibration may be off a bit.

Dig's edit: That was so insensitive. I should have included a BMW reference. I apologize.

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who are they, im a new member here....
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ahahahahah ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screw tobago! they do nothing for us. loool.

and i would never disrespect my car by having sex in it. thats.... so.... dude. never. not me. i do it on the hood... so the heat vents up through the kidney grills add to the sexual euphoria... try it with your MB. i usually smoke a 10peice and get on the hood while blasting techno in the car w/ the windows down. good times.
obviously never done it right or he would find out the hood is too hot, and dents too easily. The trunk is less dent prone, but it's too short...

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This honestly happened to me a couple of weekends ago. I saw this attractive woman with long red hair walking alongside my wagon, trailing a well manicured finger tip slowly along its length (holy shit, that sounds erotic just typing it!). I walked up to the drivers door to unlock it and said, "Hi. You have a thing for old Benzes, too, eh?" To which she replied, "You bet I do. Lots of memories..." Whatever the hell that meant. After which she swiveled on her high heels and sauntered away.

The lady likes the Benz! I took her home and washed and waxed her real good (the car that is). Insert frowning face here.

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well, on my E90, the center of the hood dents in nicely for the female participant to lay on, as you will have to stand and service her. it works pretty good for me, but i mean, dont do this after speeding or driving at high octane lvls lol. just a quick short cruise and bless it, roll it, poke it, light it, smoke it, and then slam 'er!
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Hay guys I have both a 5 speed 525 and a c280, I enjoy them both for different reasons but nothing beats my sl320( I don't need a magnet)(that joke was funny).
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thats the most ignorant thing you could ever say. (and it pisses me off)

remember? your cars are 100% luxury oriented, with a engine that only has HP to compete with BMW, but cant deliver it because its overweight.

BMW's are more performance oriented with extreme driving dynamics and superb power delivery, without being sluggish, heavy, or slow to go.

BMW= drivers car
MB= car you are driven in.

very simple formula. allthough, i have fallen in love with the new CLK.... MB hit the sweetspot with that!!! just waiting to see how it handles/performes, not on paper, but on the road.
Try to follow the back end of my 500E sometime to F5 your opinion.

And yes, I have owned both the E36 M3 and MCoupe

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Try to follow the back end of my 500E sometime to F5 your opinion.
Playing the race card so soon?

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Try to follow the back end of my 500E sometime to F5 your opinion.

And yes, I have owned both the E36 M3 and MCoupe
nice. got any pics of that bad ass? any mods?
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i dont know. from experience in my fathers SL500 and S550.... MB cant touch my BMW.

i mean. after all, it may be a little 3er, but damnnnn. all i can say, BMW really stands for: Brings Me Women!
When I lived in Petaluma, CA we used to call them "Basic Marin Wheels".....for all the yupies that lived north of San Fran.(Marin County) Tried hard to look wealthy while usually driving stripped 3 series.

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